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no-lyfe-loser:

lickgold:

When the sun hits my god damn eye ball

Wow

britishprostitute:

britishprostitute:

i love riding d*cks

image

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doglets:

there’s a thin line between word and world

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meladoodle:

nothing pisses me off more than the fact that 90% of women’s jeans have non-functioning pockets but baby clothes have proper pockets? what are babies carrying around that i’m not? baby wallets? fuck off

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"I am homesick for a place I am not sure even exists. One where my heart is full. My body loved. And my soul understood."(via missglamorous)

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apuarius:

Today my dad told me he was hungry and I looked at him and said “hey hungry I’m daughter” and he was kinda shocked

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If celery is 90% water, is the ocean 10% celery?

vvhaleshark:

i need to know for school

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psyducker:

*marries u but only as a friend*

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"

There’s a difference between somebody who wants you and somebody who would do anything to keep you.

Remember that.

"
Unknown (via stevenbong)

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straightprivileges:

terms to use instead of sex (which is a bad word don’t use it):

  • the do
  • dingle dangle
  • frick frack
  • fondue
  • woohoo
  • happy happy fun time
  • coitus 
  • fornication 
  • copulation
  • intercourse

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"Everyone has a 2am and a 2pm personality. I’m more interested in the monster you become at 2am rather than the human being you pretend to be at 2pm."(via visua-liz-e)

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starmies:

This is modern art

cokeflow:

asshairs:

PEOPLE STILL LISTEN TO OWL CITY HAAAAAAAHA

someone obviously doesn’t get 1,000 hugs from 10,000 lightning bugs lmao

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