foodchewer: *hides good snacks from family members*
unfavor: if I ever message you first you better feel pretty damn special
whiskey-memories: bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
whyamisorandom: can i try a 30 day free trial of being famous
ponies-and-politics: idreaminwords: Do you ever look up from reading a book and get disoriented because you’re actually in your bedroom or class or somewhere that isn’t the story? I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE OMG
She said she wanted to get high. He took her to...
carahawaii: fluffito: omgwoah: favorite ever this made my day c: adorable
mebeingweird: bondoge: do u ever listen to a song and u like forget ur listening to it and when it’s almost over ur just like what and then u repeat the song but then it happens again
the-vashta-nerada: so yeah did you guys hear about the ceo of abercrombie and fitch who said that he doesn’t want ugly chicks wearing his clothing like excuse you ceo of abercrombie and fitch you look like gary busey went bobbing for apples in a tub of bees you couldn’t wear your own clothing
buttlid: wanna make a secret handshake it involves us touching our mouths together for three hours
theselener: theselener: theselener: what’s the richest kind of air billionaire i lost 2 followers from this in like 6 seconds
cishetssuck: friendly reminder that: you are not weak if you want meds for your disorder you are not weak if you relapse once you are not weak if you relapse a thousand times you are not weak if some kinds of therapy don’t work for you you are not weak if some kinds of meds don’t work for you you are not weak if you have a mental disorder.
Tumblr Gets Deep, Part 2
lolsofunny: And this is what you’re getting yahoo
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: jusst-another-day: simplymykayla: cnnbreakingofficial: if tumblr was bought out for $1.1B and there are 60 million blogs that means each blog is worth $18.3 my blog is worth more than i am Well actually it would cost anywhere between $5,000 - $250,000 to hire an assassin to kill you so chin up hun, you are worth so much more than $18.30 first the body...
noonereadstheurl: I honestly can’t blame David Karp for wanting to sell this website You can only be called “daddy” by white middle-class teenaged girls so many times before something just snaps
aarontveeit: aarontveeit: So I just went to the shopping centre and the cashier looked at me and there was GENUINE FEAR IN HER EYES and I didn’t know why and she just looked at the things on the counter and stared at me until I realised that I BOUGHT THE DEXTER DVD BOX, A KNIFE AND CLEANING DETERGENT. I swear I’m not a serial killer. yes uhm can we not laugh about my serial killer post
techiejellyfish: i-will-eviscerate—you: the-fandoms-are-cool: urbanfuck: my mother must be so proud of her lazy, rebellious, anxiety-ridden, depressed child your mother must be so proud of her strong, smart child who lives each day dealing with anxiety and depression and still holds on this is beautiful